Heidi and Spencer Pratt Go to Bible Study: A Transcript
The following is a transcript of the conversation that took place during a Bible study that Heidi and Spencer Pratt attended. For reasons of personal security, we cannot divulge how we attained this information. CHRIS (Bible Study Leader): Hey everybody! I’d like to...
Local Mega-Church Adds Crowd Surfing to Worship Routine
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre recently updated their “Glossary of Worship” to include “Christ-Inspired Crowd Surfing” earlier this week. This comes in addition to the already Church-sanctioned practices of “Holy Fist Pumping,” “Spirit-Filled Moshing,” and...
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday Bulletin
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday January 3, 2010 Happy Twenty Ten everybody! It’s so great to ring in another new year here at the Centre. We’ve got a lot of great things going this year to keep you fellowshipping here with us, from the men’s wood chopping...
James Avery Totally Punked You
If you’re a Christian in the south, you’ve heard of James Avery. It’s a store that sells fancy, custom Christian jewelry. Buy a crucifix from a non-believer? Sinner. You need to be giving your Valentine’s Day budget right back to Jesus, and that’s what happens...
Christians Still Staggering after March’s “Amy Grant” D-Day
March is past, and with it went the somber recognition of D-Day, or “Divorce Day,” the day when Amy Grant officially filed for divorce from her husband Gary Chapman. On March 4th Christians all over the nation wore black to signify the symbolic death of Amy Grant’s...
FoxFaith Brings Us the First Christian Teen-Sex Comedy: “It’s About Time!”
From the people who brought you A Night with the King, and Facing the Giants comes a comedy so groundbreaking, so unlike any Christian movie before it, you’ll actually want to see it! What Judd Apatow did for the teen sex comedy, It’s About Time!, does for the...
Church Name Scrabble: Round 2
By: Kent & Conor A Note From the Authors: All of these churches are real. You can view their websites (most of which are pretty sweet) by clicking the church’s name. The sole purpose of this article is to mock some churches who, for whatever reason, have chosen...
Asian American Pastor Speaks Only English
This post was originally published by The Holy Observer here. They are gracious enough to allow us to re-post it on The Talking Mirror. Chicago native of Korean descent also knows no martial arts HOUSTON – The employment of James Kim as youth pastor at Mt. Olive...