Joel Osteen Reads Gospels for the First Time

Last Thursday Joel Osteen, senior pastor of Lakewood “Church” in Houston, Texas revealed to the world that he had recently read the Gospels for the first time during a segment of the MTV Special True Life: I’m Joel Osteen. “Ya know, I decided it was about time I...

The Prayer of Jabizzy

Wilkinson Targets “Snoop Dogg” Market with The Prayer of Jabizzy The marketing blitz for The Prayer of Jabizzy, the latest installment in Bruce Wilkinson’s “BreakThrough” book series, began last week when Christian stores across the nation were flooded with posters of...

I am Going to Have Crazy Sex Once I am Married

This article is satirical and covers topics that are of a sexual nature. If you feel uncomfortable discussing topics of that nature, then maybe don’t read it rather than getting mad after reading it. Or read it and get mad, that’s okay too. Just wanted to give you a...

Satan: I Don’t Even Like Halloween

Hey everybody, Satan here. Don’t freak out. Reading this won’t make you go to hell or give you leprosy. Probably just a minor case of mouth herpes. Haha! Just kidding, should’ve seen your face. Anyway, I’m writing this article to clear my name of a few things. Nope,...