All posts tagged Carson Daly Sucks
It Could Be Worse
Have you ever had a bad day? I don’t even mean a “sharted on a coffee break” kind of bad day, maybe just a “Modern Family was a re-run” kind of bad day. That one guy you work with that …
How to Cope with Dating Someone Hotter than You
This article was inspired by SheWonHeWon.com, a new photoblog where you vote for who got the short end of the stick in a relationship. Check it
Local Church Using Guilt as Renewable Energy Source
For centuries the Catholic Church has had the market cornered on guilt, recent reports from Colorado Springs reveal that evangelicals are looking to get into the guilt business,
Stop Clocking Me in the Face: A Note from Your Alarm
Dear Dumbass, You're not a morning person. I get that. Do you think I enjoy mornings? Newsflash moron, I really don't. Every single night you think you're going to
The Over-Analysis: Cooking with a Bachelor and Other Horrors
I'm a 24 year old bachelor. I have a girlfriend, but because we're both God-fearing Bible-beaters and because we're both still afraid of our parents (mostly me being
My Experience at The Post Office: An Expository Narrative
This article was originally written for www.gapersblock.com. You can see the article there also. So I was at the post office the other day, mailing something to
Letter from the Editor: Revolution is Our New Policy
A year ago when Kent and I decided that we needed to take the internet, grab it by the hair, and scream hilarity relentlessly into its face, we
Pet Peeves for the Common Man: I Hate Your Fat Children
I started a similar "article" when I was a junior or senior in high school, I think for some kind of bootlegged school newspaper or something. Back then,
Feeding the Hate: A Word on Effective Internet Marketing
Life at The Talking Mirror has been good the last couple weeks. More people are visiting the site, fewer viruses are infiltrating our computers, and several studios have









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