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Christians Still Staggering after March’s “Amy Grant” D-Day

March is past, and with it went the somber recognition of D-Day, or “Divorce Day,” the day when Amy Grant officially filed for divorce from her husband Gary Chapman. On March 4th Christians all over the nation wore black to …

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The Over-Analysis: Christian Knock-offs

Being a member of a youth group at Church will teach you a lot of things. You may (hopefully) learn about the Christian faith. You may learn about

From the Archives: Joel Osteen Reads the Gospels for the First Time

Last Thursday Joel Osteen, senior pastor of Lakewood "Church" in Houston, Texas revealed to the world that he had [caption id="attachment_817" align="alignright" width="413" caption="He didn't know Jesus was such

Another Helping of News Katie Couric Doesn’t Have the Balls to Report

Osteen discovers an eighth step to becoming a better you

HOUSTON (AP) - Popular "Christian" author and "pastor" Joel Osteen realized last week, to his deepest chagrin, that

Understanding the Jonas Brothers Within the Musical Metanarrative

Joe, Kevin, and Nick Jonas.  The names alone are enough to inspire envy, lust, wrath, and most of the remaining deadly sins.  In newspaper columns, entertainment blogs,

Local Female Finally Named “One of the Guys”

WHEATON (AP) - The Talking Mirror has received word that after three years of platonic male friendships, local college junior Sandra Williams is finally "one of the guys." 

Recent Grad Runs Out of College Stories

CHARLESTON (AP) - Local 3rd grade teacher and 2007 college graduate Chad Thompson was quite literally speechless last weekend when he came to the shocking realization that he

Everyone Give it Up for Lent!!! By Fratboy Chad

What up bros and brominas? This post is gonna be a bit on the stubby side because it's tourney time and my bracket is kickin some serious

The Progression of Laws to Govern Kissing in a Christian Relationship

  1. There is to be no kissing until the wedding day.
  2. There is to be no kissing until we're sure we could see ourselves marrying each other.
  3. Kissing is officially sanctioned

John Eldredge Writes “Wild at Heart” Sequel, “U.H.C.: Ultimate Heart Championship”

John Eldredge, the ultra-masculine author of the popular book and bible study series Wild at Heart, which focuses on "discovering the secret of a man's soul"

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