by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
To Whom it May Concern: Recently I attended a birthday celebration at an establishment aimed at people over the age of 21. You may call it a “bar,” a “club,” or even a “house of ill repute.” Admittedly the third moniker isn’t completely accurate as the “transactions”...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Politics
If you haven’t heard the doomsday theories about 2012, you’re living under a rock. Or you’re Kent, who also didn’t know what the hell I was talking about when I pitched this article idea. Or maybe you’re living in a beautiful fantasy world, blissfully ignorant of all...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture, Reviews
Dearest LOST, So… Hi. It’s uh… It’s good to see you again. You’ve been coming around more lately, which has been nice, I guess. You were gone for so long and you left me with a lot of questions after our fourth year together… I just, I didn’t know what to think. You...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Dear Sir/Madame, Having received your objectionably accusatory, alcohol-soaked correspondence nearly a week ago today, I have thus seen it fit to provide you with a declarative defense, to be presented to you before the scrutinous gaze of the benevolent public, or,...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Religion
Ding Dong… Hi there! My name is Robert. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Atheism? Thanks so much! Do you know where you’re going when you die? Not sure, huh? I wasn’t either, until I found the saving knowledge of Atheism. Now I have the answer to...
Recent Comments