by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
You know what the worst thing about this whole economic downturn is? Please, don’t say the lost jobs, foreclosed homes, bankrupt businesses, broken lives, or shattered dreams. Those are all peripheral annoyances at best. The single most unbearable, most depressing,...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Gaze upon my beauty and tremble, oh fallen humanity! Look down on my naked form writhing in this sink you call a bathtub and ponder my immeasurable capacity for good or evil. I am all that you are not, all that you once were, and all that you most fear. I am the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
This is Part 2 of an infinite part series. 1) If (and by “if” I mean “when”) you find yourself in a job you do not love, it is important to ensure your work performance never rises above mediocre. Doing above average work typically leads to more work being sent...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
On several occasions since the inception of this page (here, here, and here), I have documented the tragedies and traumas I have endured this year while toiling in the post-industrial wasteland that is the retail shopping world. As my previous dispatches have...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
As many of you probably do not know, I have recently transplanted my life from the purgatorial suburbs of America’s third largest city (Chicago) to the sun-drenched paradise just south of its second (Los Angeles). Although the Windy City is home to many of my...
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