Restaurant Review: I’ve Died and Gone to Brazil

I went to heaven last Friday.  Alright, maybe not heaven proper, but at least a satellite location in the Chicago Loop.  It’s called Fogo de Chao and I want to spend the rest of eternity there.  When I first heard about this Brazilian steakhouse or “Churrascaria” I,...

A Performance Review From my Boss, The Inebriate

There has been another minor victory in my ongoing war to increase TTM’s interests in foreign lands.  McSweeney’s has published another of my moderately humorous pieces.  Some see this as a shameful betrayal of my matrimonial vows to The Talking Mirror.  I see it as...