by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
You know what, sweet little 87 year old Mrs. Winkler? I’m tired of just smiling and nodding when you ask if $10 is enough for the six hours I spent mowing, trimming, raking, and fertilizing your 2.5 acre yard. It won’t be enough until you get senile and start paying...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
So you’re an “adult” that lives with your parents. The real world is a scary place and Mom’s basement is dark and safe and has a refrigerator stocked with O.J, Soda, Purple Stuff, and OH! Sunny D! Alright! But hey, maybe it’s legitimate. You just graduated from the...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
So you’re a crazy girlfriend. It’s not uncommon; everyone has a little bit of crazy in them, right? You’re just more liberated about that crazy, more expressive. That’s cool. Nobody is judging you, and if they are they just don’t understand. But we understand. After...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense, Politics
Whenever we find ourselves in the midst of a changing regime, and a collapsing civilization, we at TTM turn to a trusted adviser and valued friend from our university days. Facing a future where everything – including future itself – is uncertain, it is comforting to...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
I was going to write a guide for coping with being hot, but I just couldn’t make it funny. So I went ahead with Plan B, which is always fart jokes. We here at The Talking Mirror try to shy away from potty humor. It’s too easy and immature, and everyone knows the only...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Less than a year ago today, winter ended. With the end of the winter came the end of an era of tyranny, pain, and villainous bad taste. Or so we thought. I remember that day like it was yesterday, or even today but just like a few hours ago. It was a cold day; monkey...
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