How to Cope with Being Obnoxiously in Love: A Guide

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

Isn’t love amazing? It really is. Nothing else like it. Not even drugs. It’s a rare and beautiful thing when you finally meet that special someone. Who knows where cupid struck you both with his arrow? Maybe you had a class together. Maybe you met through a friend....

How to Cope with Being “Just Friends”: A Guide

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

This guide is going to be gender specific, but not because I’m sexist. That’s Kent, the other TTM founder/writer/bachelor extraordinaire. This guide is going to be gender specific because I am a dude, have always been a dude, and will always be a dude (barring some...

Satan: I’ve got GM’s Bailout Right Here

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Politics

Hey guys. The devil here. Just got done smoking some Camels with Tom Cruise and L. Ron Hubbard. We were talking, and Tom said something that really resonated with me: “You know the world is going to hell in a handbasket when companies are begging the government for...
Ugg Boots: The Epilogue, Part Three

Ugg Boots: The Epilogue, Part Three

by | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense

Conor smiled warmly, staring off into the distance as he basked in the triumphant knowledge of a villain, smote. And yet, despite the vivid memories he had of that bloody battle – memories which he relived on a daily basis with a proud half-smile, a head nod, and an...