by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Culture
Anyone of my friends will tell you, I’ve hated Carson Daly for a long time. Years. Ever since he brought his doucheyness to national fruition on what has unarguably become America’s incubator for “celebrities” that are actually just awful, skanky people: MTV. If...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Let’s get one thing straight from the get-go: this guide isn’t written from personal experience. I am from Texas and Kent is from Texas’ attic (also known as Oklahoma) and everybody knows people south of the Mason-Dixon line are born with a certain charm that the...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
To Whom it May Concern: Recently I attended a birthday celebration at an establishment aimed at people over the age of 21. You may call it a “bar,” a “club,” or even a “house of ill repute.” Admittedly the third moniker isn’t completely accurate as the “transactions”...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Nonsense
Dear Sir/Madame, Having received your objectionably accusatory, alcohol-soaked correspondence nearly a week ago today, I have thus seen it fit to provide you with a declarative defense, to be presented to you before the scrutinous gaze of the benevolent public, or,...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2016 | Religion
Ding Dong… Hi there! My name is Robert. Can I have a minute of your time to talk to you about Atheism? Thanks so much! Do you know where you’re going when you die? Not sure, huh? I wasn’t either, until I found the saving knowledge of Atheism. Now I have the answer to...
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