by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Greetings and Salutations! I trust you all are finding this interminable winter as joyless and bitter as I intended. You’ll have to forgive me for the many weeks that have passed since my last post. What can I say? The holidays are a busy time for me. If I’m not...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Religion
Well, another year has passed and the time has come once again for us to commemorate the brutality of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre by stuffing our faces with chocolate, going on high-pressure dates, and skipping work to watch The Notebook eight times in a row. ...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Reviews
The world of reasonably priced, family-friendly restaurants has long been regarded by its trendier, Zagat-rated cousins as a soulless, post-apocalyptic wasteland devoid of decent food and recently laundered silk tablecloths. This has been one of the great...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Hey there! Wow! Look at you! You look ravishing! Have I told you that you look ravishing? Well you do! Am I even supposed to see you before the wedding? I don’t know! What’s that? Last night? What about it? Oh. Right. Funny you should bring that up. Well...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
There is to be no kissing until the wedding day. There is to be no kissing until we’re sure we could see ourselves marrying each other. Kissing is officially sanctioned as long as it is not too noisy and not in the style of the French. The style of the French is...
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