by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Can I talk to you for five minutes about why the internet is a bad idea? Three words: comment enabled websites. For millennia, the plebian masses desiring to consume media of any kind – be it newspapers, radio programs, Papyrus scrolls, or minstrel bands – were...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
WHEATON (AP) – The Talking Mirror has received word that after three years of platonic male friendships, local college junior Sandra Williams is finally “one of the guys.” Sandra received the long-awaited news last week in the form of a flatulent emission made in her...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Reviews
I went to heaven last Friday. Alright, maybe not heaven proper, but at least a satellite location in the Chicago Loop. It’s called Fogo de Chao and I want to spend the rest of eternity there. When I first heard about this Brazilian steakhouse or “Churrascaria” I,...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Can I talk to you for five minutes about why I hate clubs? Since arriving on the 21-and-up scene nearly three years ago, I have spent countless nights in countless nightclubs in the greater Chicago area. I’ve tried to like nightclubs. I’ve wanted to like...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
On several occasions since the inception of this page (here, here, and here), I have documented the tragedies and traumas I have endured this year while toiling in the post-industrial wasteland that is the retail shopping world. As my previous dispatches have...
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