by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Nonsense
Note – this was originally published November 11, 2009. I’m definitely not 24 anymore. Or a bachelor (miraculously). I’m a 24 year old bachelor. I have a girlfriend, but because we’re both God-fearing Bible-beaters and because we’re both still afraid of...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Nonsense
Dear Dumbass, You’re not a morning person. I get that. Do you think I enjoy mornings? Newsflash moron, I really don’t. Every single night you think you’re going to climb Mount Everest and you set your alarm for 6:15 when you don’t have to leave for work until 8am....
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Religion
If you’re a Christian in the south, you’ve heard of James Avery. It’s a store that sells fancy, custom Christian jewelry. Buy a crucifix from a non-believer? Sinner. You need to be giving your Valentine’s Day budget right back to Jesus, and that’s what happens...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Movies, Nonsense
The social universe has an unspoken balance in place that ensures that life makes sense. We hang out with people as cool as we are, we date within our acceptable range, and people that are born into wealth and status run our countries. When some son of a bitch tries...
by Conor McCarthy | Jun 6, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Have you ever had a bad day? I don’t even mean a “sharted on a coffee break” kind of bad day, maybe just a “Modern Family was a re-run” kind of bad day. That one guy you work with that talks too much roped you in to yet another one-sided marathon conversation about...
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