by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
CHARLESTON (AP) – Local 3rd grade teacher and 2007 college graduate Chad Thompson was quite literally speechless last weekend when he came to the shocking realization that he had exhausted his store of collegiate anecdotes. Witnesses report that Thompson had just...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
WHEATON (AP) – The Talking Mirror has received word that after three years of platonic male friendships, local college junior Sandra Williams is finally “one of the guys.” Sandra received the long-awaited news last week in the form of a flatulent emission made in her...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Joe, Kevin, and Nick Jonas. The names alone are enough to inspire envy, lust, wrath, and most of the remaining deadly sins. In newspaper columns, entertainment blogs, and multi-colored notes passed during seventh period, this trio of troubadours has been called...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion
Wilkinson Targets “Snoop Dogg” Market with The Prayer of Jabizzy The marketing blitz for The Prayer of Jabizzy, the latest installment in Bruce Wilkinson’s “BreakThrough” book series, began last week when Christian stores across the nation were flooded with posters of...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
So you have a tramp stamp. College is crazy, right? People do crazy things in college. Tramp stampy things. You might have been inebriated. You might have had some “liberated” friends that told you that you needed to “liberate” yourself with “ancient tribal body art”...
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