Things That Would Upset Me Less Than Seeing Brett Favre Play For the Minnesota Vikings
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture |
Too horrible for words
- Getting fired
- Getting cheated on
- Getting set on fire
- Getting stabbed with a Swiss Army knife
- Being single at 35
- Amputation of up to three limbs
- Forcible, involuntary gender-reassignment surgery
- Complete melting of the polar ice caps
- Selling Texas back to Mexico
- Riding a Greyhound bus from Gary, Indiana, to Memphis by way of East St. Louis
- Four hours on an airplane sitting between a 7-year-old who has just discovered Yo-Gi-Oh and a 17-year-old who has just discovered Nietzsche
- Finding out Tiger Woods not only uses steroids, but also loves dog fighting and routinely kills people outside Baltimore nightclubs
- Finding out Mr. Rogers was gay
- Seeing Kelly Osbourne naked
- President Al Gore
- A mediocre LOST series finale
- High School Musical 4: The College Years
- A Destiny’s Child reunion tour
- A Chinese invasion of Los Angeles
- Brett Favre dying
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