A Fate Worse Than Death: A Word on Traffic Jams
Can I talk to you for five minutes about traffic? Far as I can tell, traffic jams are pretty much the worst thing happening in the world. I watch the news, I listen to podcasts, I occasionally read one of the free USA Todays at Chick-Fil-A. I know what’s going on out there. Nature is [...]
Dream On
By: Kurt Luchs “What a piece of work is a man!” said Shakespeare; and while it’s possible he was merely gazing into the mirror and feeling his own biceps, he was probably referring to the human mind. A mysterious thing, the mind. One man discovers the principle of electromagnetic anti-gravitational polarity, and wins a Nobel Prize. [...]
My Beer Could Beat Up Your Laptop: A Word on Competitive Advertising
Can I talk to you for five minutes about a recent trend in television advertising? I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling downright neglected by my TV lately. It’s like it doesn’t even recognize my existence anymore. Granted, it’s never been the most attentive appliance, but it at least used to stop what [...]
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday Bulletin
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday January 3, 2010 Happy Twenty Ten everybody! It’s so great to ring in another new year here at the Centre. We’ve got a lot of great things going this year to keep you fellowshipping here with us, from the men’s wood chopping Bible study to the new “twitter” service (for all you [...]
Jersey Shore: The Best Thing to Happen to Reality TV Since OJ Simpson
This is not the article I wanted to write. When I set out to write a review of MTV’s controversial new reality show Jersey Shore, I had a pretty good idea of how it was going to go. I was going to write my standard (dare I say “trademark?”), long-winded rant which would combine obscure [...]
The Future of Terror: The Anal Cavity Bomber
By: The Fubar Journalist As you may have noticed, airport screening measures have increased since the “underwear bomber” was arrested on December 25 at Detroit’s international airport. Several clever Republicans bravely recommend all Muslims be profiled for special, more stringent flight screening. You know, cause non-Muslims never do anything wrong with airplanes. But is this enough? Are they [...]
A Fate Worse Than Death: A Word on Traffic Jams
09 February 2010
Can I talk to you for five minutes about traffic? Far as I can tell, traffic jams are pretty much the worst thing happening in the world. I watch the news, I listen to podcasts, I occasionally read one of the free USA Todays at Chick-Fil-A. I know what’s going on out there. Nature is [...]
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Dream On
01 February 2010
By: Kurt Luchs “What a piece of work is a man!” said Shakespeare; and while it’s possible he was merely gazing into the mirror and feeling his own biceps, he was probably referring to the human mind. A mysterious thing, the mind. One man discovers the principle of electromagnetic anti-gravitational polarity, and wins a Nobel Prize. [...]
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My Beer Could Beat Up Your Laptop: A Word on Competitive Advertising
29 January 2010
Can I talk to you for five minutes about a recent trend in television advertising? I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling downright neglected by my TV lately. It’s like it doesn’t even recognize my existence anymore. Granted, it’s never been the most attentive appliance, but it at least used to stop what [...]
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Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday Bulletin
26 January 2010
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday January 3, 2010 Happy Twenty Ten everybody! It’s so great to ring in another new year here at the Centre. We’ve got a lot of great things going this year to keep you fellowshipping here with us, from the men’s wood chopping Bible study to the new “twitter” service (for all you [...]
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Jersey Shore: The Best Thing to Happen to Reality TV Since OJ Simpson
21 January 2010
This is not the article I wanted to write. When I set out to write a review of MTV’s controversial new reality show Jersey Shore, I had a pretty good idea of how it was going to go. I was going to write my standard (dare I say “trademark?”), long-winded rant which would combine obscure [...]
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The Future of Terror: The Anal Cavity Bomber
19 January 2010
By: The Fubar Journalist As you may have noticed, airport screening measures have increased since the “underwear bomber” was arrested on December 25 at Detroit’s international airport. Several clever Republicans bravely recommend all Muslims be profiled for special, more stringent flight screening. You know, cause non-Muslims never do anything wrong with airplanes. But is this enough? Are they [...]
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