Where The H Are The New Posts?
Friends, fans, family, trolling spam software, A pleasant Monday to all of you. Apologies are in order. From the fact that you are reading this, we can surmise that you have not recently made any destructive life decisions like, for example, giving up the internet for Lent. From that, it can be further surmised that you [...]
Claims of Jesus Interpreted Out of Context
“The gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction and those who enter by it are many.” Gut instinct tells me he’s talking about the front gate at Disneyworld on Labor Day Weekend but odds are better he means eastbound Interstate 10 entering New Orleans. “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit [...]
A Fate Worse Than Death: A Word on Traffic Jams
Can I talk to you for five minutes about traffic? Far as I can tell, traffic jams are pretty much the worst thing happening in the world. I watch the news, I listen to podcasts, I occasionally read one of the free USA Todays at Chick-Fil-A. I know what’s going on out there. Nature is [...]
Dream On
By: Kurt Luchs “What a piece of work is a man!” said Shakespeare; and while it’s possible he was merely gazing into the mirror and feeling his own biceps, he was probably referring to the human mind. A mysterious thing, the mind. One man discovers the principle of electromagnetic anti-gravitational polarity, and wins a Nobel Prize. [...]
My Beer Could Beat Up Your Laptop: A Word on Competitive Advertising
Can I talk to you for five minutes about a recent trend in television advertising? I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling downright neglected by my TV lately. It’s like it doesn’t even recognize my existence anymore. Granted, it’s never been the most attentive appliance, but it at least used to stop what [...]
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday Bulletin
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday January 3, 2010 Happy Twenty Ten everybody! It’s so great to ring in another new year here at the Centre. We’ve got a lot of great things going this year to keep you fellowshipping here with us, from the men’s wood chopping Bible study to the new “twitter” service (for all you [...]
Where The H Are The New Posts?
02 March 2010
Friends, fans, family, trolling spam software, A pleasant Monday to all of you. Apologies are in order. From the fact that you are reading this, we can surmise that you have not recently made any destructive life decisions like, for example, giving up the internet for Lent. From that, it can be further surmised that you [...]
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Claims of Jesus Interpreted Out of Context
16 February 2010
“The gate is wide and the way is easy that leads to destruction and those who enter by it are many.” Gut instinct tells me he’s talking about the front gate at Disneyworld on Labor Day Weekend but odds are better he means eastbound Interstate 10 entering New Orleans. “Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit [...]
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A Fate Worse Than Death: A Word on Traffic Jams
09 February 2010
Can I talk to you for five minutes about traffic? Far as I can tell, traffic jams are pretty much the worst thing happening in the world. I watch the news, I listen to podcasts, I occasionally read one of the free USA Todays at Chick-Fil-A. I know what’s going on out there. Nature is [...]
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Dream On
01 February 2010
By: Kurt Luchs “What a piece of work is a man!” said Shakespeare; and while it’s possible he was merely gazing into the mirror and feeling his own biceps, he was probably referring to the human mind. A mysterious thing, the mind. One man discovers the principle of electromagnetic anti-gravitational polarity, and wins a Nobel Prize. [...]
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My Beer Could Beat Up Your Laptop: A Word on Competitive Advertising
29 January 2010
Can I talk to you for five minutes about a recent trend in television advertising? I don’t know about you, but I’ve been feeling downright neglected by my TV lately. It’s like it doesn’t even recognize my existence anymore. Granted, it’s never been the most attentive appliance, but it at least used to stop what [...]
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Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday Bulletin
26 January 2010
Crossroads Christian Worship Centre Sonday January 3, 2010 Happy Twenty Ten everybody! It’s so great to ring in another new year here at the Centre. We’ve got a lot of great things going this year to keep you fellowshipping here with us, from the men’s wood chopping Bible study to the new “twitter” service (for all you [...]
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