How to Cope with Dating Someone Hotter than You
This article was inspired by SheWonHeWon.com, a new photoblog where you vote for who got the short end of the stick in a relationship. Check it out! The social universe has an unspoken balance in place that ensures that life makes sense. We hang out with people as cool as we are, we date within [...]
An Open Email to Dr. James Dobson
Dr. Dobson, I’m not sure which scripture translation you are using this month, so I will greet you in the language of your four favorites – guten tag, konnichiwa, howdy doody, and shalom. I am new to The Talking Mirror so you’ll have to forgive my unfamiliarity with “open email” etiquette. Do I need to [...]
An Excerpt from The Pop Culture Bible: I Kings 18
Previously on I Kings: Our main man, Elijah, has spent the last three years kickin it in the wilderness east of the Jordan River. Picture it like Arizona or like the episode of Man vs Wild where Bear Grylls goes to the Mojave Desert except if instead of drinking his own urine, Bear had super-smart ravens that [...]
Local Church Using Guilt as Renewable Energy Source
For centuries the Catholic Church has had the market cornered on guilt, recent reports from Colorado Springs reveal that evangelicals are looking to get into the guilt business, though for different reasons. “Sure, we make fun of Catholics. I mean, they do worship Mary and all, but no one can deny that their use of [...]
Mark Driscoll’s Man Quiz
So you’re a guy that wants to be a new member of Mars Hill Church in Seattle, the home of Mark “The Muscles” Driscoll? We’ve got a few questions for you before we get to our theological assessment. These questions have been written by our very own Mark “The Monster” Driscoll, so answer carefully or [...]
What’s in a Name? A Lesson in Church-Name Hermeneutics
By: Kent & Conor A Note From the Authors: All of these churches are real. You can view their websites (most of which are pretty sweet) by clicking the church’s name. The sole purpose of this article is to mock some recently planted churches who, for whatever reason, have chosen some pretty ridiculous names for [...]
How to Cope with Dating Someone Hotter than You
29 August 2010
This article was inspired by SheWonHeWon.com, a new photoblog where you vote for who got the short end of the stick in a relationship. Check it out! The social universe has an unspoken balance in place that ensures that life makes sense. We hang out with people as cool as we are, we date within [...]
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An Open Email to Dr. James Dobson
25 July 2010
Dr. Dobson, I’m not sure which scripture translation you are using this month, so I will greet you in the language of your four favorites – guten tag, konnichiwa, howdy doody, and shalom. I am new to The Talking Mirror so you’ll have to forgive my unfamiliarity with “open email” etiquette. Do I need to [...]
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An Excerpt from The Pop Culture Bible: I Kings 18
09 July 2010
Previously on I Kings: Our main man, Elijah, has spent the last three years kickin it in the wilderness east of the Jordan River. Picture it like Arizona or like the episode of Man vs Wild where Bear Grylls goes to the Mojave Desert except if instead of drinking his own urine, Bear had super-smart ravens that [...]
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Local Church Using Guilt as Renewable Energy Source
30 June 2010
For centuries the Catholic Church has had the market cornered on guilt, recent reports from Colorado Springs reveal that evangelicals are looking to get into the guilt business, though for different reasons. “Sure, we make fun of Catholics. I mean, they do worship Mary and all, but no one can deny that their use of [...]
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Mark Driscoll’s Man Quiz
16 June 2010
So you’re a guy that wants to be a new member of Mars Hill Church in Seattle, the home of Mark “The Muscles” Driscoll? We’ve got a few questions for you before we get to our theological assessment. These questions have been written by our very own Mark “The Monster” Driscoll, so answer carefully or [...]
Posted in Culture, ReligionView Comments
What’s in a Name? A Lesson in Church-Name Hermeneutics
20 May 2010
By: Kent & Conor A Note From the Authors: All of these churches are real. You can view their websites (most of which are pretty sweet) by clicking the church’s name. The sole purpose of this article is to mock some recently planted churches who, for whatever reason, have chosen some pretty ridiculous names for [...]
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