EDITORIAL FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Kent Woodyard and myself, Conor McCarthy, the imminent humor writers and cultural commentators at TheTalkingMirror.com (TTM™), have chosen to step out of our silence and pledge our votes for Rick Santorum for the Republican Primary. Allow …

  Having spent upwards of three years foisting the half-crazed diatribes we call “opinions” onto the unsuspecting internet community, we at The Talking Mirror have finally decided to acknowledge a world outside of ourselves.  We’re going to start doing interviews!  …

Let me tell you something about men that you probably already know: we don’t like questions.  Questions are conversational bear traps that typically end with us having to (a) make a decision about something we don’t care about or (b) …