All posts tagged satan

July 21, 2009 · 2 Comments

Satan: I Miss Michael Jackson

Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket! And it’s not even my hand-basket! I …

Satan: Animals are My Kind of People

January 26, 2009 · 4 Comments

Greetings and Salutations! I trust you all are finding this interminable winter as joyless and bitter as I intended. You'll have to forgive me for the many

Satan: I’ve got GM’s Bailout Right Here

December 15, 2008 · 7 Comments

Hey guys. The devil here. Just got done smoking some Camels with Tom Cruise and L. Ron Hubbard. We were talking, and Tom said something that really resonated with me:

Satan: Yeah I Voted for Obama, Didn’t You?

November 25, 2008 · No comments

Bonjour, Konnichiwa, and Hakuna Matata. I trust you all are feeling sufficiently miserable during this preposterous holiday season. I mean, for the love of David Koresh, what is