by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Music, Reviews
Since my sophomore year in high school I – like most Americans – have maintained a recreational affinity for the band Coldplay. I own all their CDs, I know every word to every one of their songs, I have a Chris Martin shaped body pillow. Yet they are far from my...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
As a person who never feels fully alive unless he’s in danger of being killed, life in a developed nation can get a little bland. It is for that reason that I participated in a diplomatic mission to Baja California this past weekend despite universal advice to the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
I’m sorry, but I’m going to need five more minutes of your time to talk about California. I don’t usually like asking for extra time like this, but the state has the girth and ego of three states so there’s really no way I could describe the full extent of its...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
This article was published this week by our partners in parody over at The Big Jewel. If you haven’t been to The Big Jewel yet, this blurb will tell you everything you need to know: “It’s about time there’s a Web portal aimed at large Hasidim like myself. I applaud...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Can I talk to you for five minutes about corporate life? As of this writing, I have spent sixteen consecutive months in the wasteland of the working world. This is far longer than I initially intended, and is especially shocking when you consider how popular it is...
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