by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Movies, Reviews
Dudes, Bros, and Chicks: Paul Walker here, rocking out with my socks out. You know what I mean. So I’m gonna review the new Fast & Furious for TTM. I loved this movie, and I’m about to tell you why. I mean, I guess I’m… What’s the word? Like when you want the...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Religion, Reviews
On the verge of the release of the hotly anticipated new installment of the Harry Potter film series comes the announcement of another sequel likely to incite riots and violence amongst rabid crowds of fans. Titled simply The Mansion, this book is the follow up to the...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Religion
The following is a transcript of the conversation that took place during a Bible study that Heidi and Spencer Pratt attended. For reasons of personal security, we cannot divulge how we attained this information. CHRIS (Bible Study Leader): Hey everybody! I’d like to...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Hey what up sons! Chad, just here kickin it and doing some stupid homework for this Gen Ed class I have to take. It’s so, so lame. BRB I gotta shotgun a Natty before I start, hopefully it’ll get me through. Alright, alright. I gotta “analyze” a poem. What the hell...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Music
Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket! And it’s not even my hand-basket! I just… I just can’t believe it. It seems like just yesterday he...
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