by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
Based on what I’ve heard from Him in His campaign, I’ve written a potential speech for Barack Obama. I’ve tried to mold my language to His, fitting within His various doctrines. I hope it inspires you the way it has inspired me. (Waving for silence amongst the cheers...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Music, Religion, Reviews
You know, Christians are people too. I think we often forget that in our faithful pursuit of righteousness, romance can waltz right into our lives. Today we look to popular worship band Casting Crowns for guidance on this confusing issue as we spelunk the romantic...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
As you all know very well, The Talking Mirror is a well respected news organization trusted by millions. That burden weighs heavily on our shoulders, so when we see injustice in the way other supposed “news” organizations are covering the upcoming election we feel...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
So you’re a crazy girlfriend. It’s not uncommon; everyone has a little bit of crazy in them, right? You’re just more liberated about that crazy, more expressive. That’s cool. Nobody is judging you, and if they are they just don’t understand. But we understand. After...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Religion
Hey everybody, Satan here. Don’t freak out. Reading this won’t make you go to hell or give you leprosy. Probably just a minor case of mouth herpes. Haha! Just kidding, should’ve seen your face. Anyway, I’m writing this article to clear my name of a few things. Nope,...
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