by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
Bonjour, Konnichiwa, and Hakuna Matata. I trust you all are feeling sufficiently miserable during this preposterous holiday season. I mean, for the love of David Koresh, what is all this day of thanks nonsense about anyway? Seriously, do you people really have that...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Like most guys out there, I consider it my God-given duty as a man to bring some objectivity to the world of physical attraction and sex-appeal. If you ask the average male (i.e. me), he’ll tell you there are far too many emotional, inexact terms like “cute,”...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
John F. Kennedy did a lot of terrible things in his short presidency. Marilyn Monroe being one of them, sending the country on a futile, multi-billion dollar goose chase to outer space being another. Yet of all the things I am pissed at him for, one stands...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
In several previous posts, I have made reference to my work as a low-level manager at a fashion-forward yet reasonably priced mass retailer. While a great deal of my life now revolves around work, I have tried not to make it a focus of my writing. This is partly...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Politics
WASHINGTON DC (AP) – In a shocking announcement yesterday, the United States of America announced that it is officially severing all ties with the rest of the world after nearly two and a half centuries of peaceful coexistence on the same planet. US officials cited...
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