by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Movies, Reviews
By: Harry Potter Those of you out there who have spent over 500 weeks on the New York Times Bestsellers List will know the…oh wait…that’s right. I’m the only one who’s done that. I guess I’ll just tell you. Once you’ve been the king, it is difficult to bear an...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Too horrible for words Getting fired Getting cheated on Getting set on fire Getting stabbed with a Swiss Army knife Being single at 35 Amputation of up to three limbs Forcible, involuntary gender-reassignment surgery Complete melting of the polar ice caps Selling...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Can I talk to you for five minutes about female fashion? Now most of you are probably thinking, “Come on Kent, if you’re talking about anything pertaining to women it’ll take a lot less than five minutes to say everything you know.” And that makes me think, “That’s...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
Few things this side of Kanye West can inspire within Americans the wrath and righteous indignation caused by the Department of Motor Vehicles and airport security. These dens of iniquity are similar to most government agencies in that the quality of one’s life is...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
I’m sorry, but I’m going to need five more minutes of your time to talk about California. I don’t usually like asking for extra time like this, but the state has the girth and ego of three states so there’s really no way I could describe the full extent of its...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture
This article was published this week by our partners in parody over at The Big Jewel. If you haven’t been to The Big Jewel yet, this blurb will tell you everything you need to know: “It’s about time there’s a Web portal aimed at large Hasidim like myself. I applaud...
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