by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
I have long suspected that college was one big, $120,000 racket, and the fact that I have learned more about The Human Condition in eight months at a cash register than I ever did in a Philosophy class gives credence to this suspicion. In an effort to spare you from...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Like most young men not currently employed as astronauts, ambulance drivers, or dinosaur hunters, I have had to revise the dreams of my boyhood. While I once lamented this abandonment of my youthful fantasies, I now realize it was a necessary process as my post-9/11...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
So you have a tramp stamp. College is crazy, right? People do crazy things in college. Tramp stampy things. You might have been inebriated. You might have had some “liberated” friends that told you that you needed to “liberate” yourself with “ancient tribal body art”...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
You know what, sweet little 87 year old Mrs. Winkler? I’m tired of just smiling and nodding when you ask if $10 is enough for the six hours I spent mowing, trimming, raking, and fertilizing your 2.5 acre yard. It won’t be enough until you get senile and start paying...
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