by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Let me tell you something about men that you probably already know: we don’t like questions. Questions are conversational bear traps that typically end with us having to (a) make a decision about something we don’t care about or (b) exert unnecessary intellectual...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Nonsense
Man, look at her over there, being all hott and stuff. Mmmm hmmm, hott with two t’s. Don’t you wish you could talk to her? Maybe for extended periods of time, perhaps via a telephonic device? That sounds like a fun idea. But how do you get to that point? It’s a...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture
Ladies, I’m going to go ahead and clue you in to a little secret that is guaranteed to strengthen your relationship with your beau, or boo, or whatever the hell you want to call your boy toy. That’s right. This is TTM: Cosmo Edition. There’s a little phenomenon I’ve...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
I’ve had a sort of writing dry spell lately. As my legions of TTM fans have likely noticed, I haven’t contributed a whole lot to the site lately. I have a new job, a girlfriend, and the meth empire for which TTM is actually a front. What can I say? Kent and I are...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Movies, Nonsense
The social universe has an unspoken balance in place that ensures that life makes sense. We hang out with people as cool as we are, we date within our acceptable range, and people that are born into wealth and status run our countries. When some son of a bitch tries...
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