It’s Never a Good Idea to Quote Movies During an RDT

by | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense

(Author’s Note: For those of you who did not attend a Christian College, an “RDT” is an acronym for a Relationship Defining Talk.) Local Starbucks barista, Joshua Anderson’s dreams of Valentine’s Day bliss were crushed Monday evening in what observers are calling “the...

25 Random Facts About Me – By Big Bird

by | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about...

The More, The Married: A Word on Polygamy

by | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Religion

Well, another year has passed and the time has come once again for us to commemorate the brutality of the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre by stuffing our faces with chocolate, going on high-pressure dates, and skipping work to watch The Notebook eight times in a row. ...

Where The Ladies At: A Word on Church Hopping

by | Oct 16, 2016 | Religion

Two months ago, after nearly three years of semi-monogamous partnership, I parted ways with the Anglican church I have attended since my Junior year of college.  It was an amicable separation accompanied by none of the status updates, bitter texts, and Hallmark-fueled...