by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
As many of you probably do not know, I have recently transplanted my life from the purgatorial suburbs of America’s third largest city (Chicago) to the sun-drenched paradise just south of its second (Los Angeles). Although the Windy City is home to many of my...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
This past weekend I had the privilege to participate in the wedding of my best friend from college. It was a beautiful ceremony, a fun reception, and an all-around perfect weekend from start to finish. This, of course, is because the entire thing was planned and...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
For some reason, we humans find it extremely important to know right where we stand in relation to all other beings. From dirt clod to deity, we want to know who can give the proverbial “business” to whom. Pre-renaissance Europe answered this question with the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
(Note: The mnemonics listed below first appeared on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency and are now part of a bi-weekly series called “Non-essential Mnemonics. You can view them in all their resplendent glory at http://mcsweeneys.net/links/mnemonics/.) Even if we can’t...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Before we begin, let me warn you that this is another one of those articles. You know, the ones where Kent says, “Hey, you know how everyone always says something like this____? Well, wouldn’t it be funny if we used that format to say a bunch of ridiculous things...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Yo Yo Yo Yo! What up playazzzz?! It’s the Chadman coming at you from sunny Des Moines, Iowa (or, as I like to call it, Des Moines-vegas)! Sorry I haven’t posted much in the last couple months. It’s hard to get an internet connection at bonfire parties, Toby Keith...
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