by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture
Hey guys. Good ‘ol Satan here, just broing out having a sandwich. Wanna know what I love? Besides hatred, discontent, divisiveness, the Yankees, and everything Michael Jackson has ever done (musical and otherwise), I love bacon. It’s crispy, it’s tasty, it goes with...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 28, 2016 | Culture, Music
Have you heard? Michael Jackson is dead! I go on a little vaycay to the Bermuda Triangle for a couple of weeks and then the whole world goes to hell in a hand-basket! And it’s not even my hand-basket! I just… I just can’t believe it. It seems like just yesterday he...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Nonsense
A year ago when Kent and I decided that we needed to take the internet, grab it by the hair, and scream hilarity relentlessly into its face, we anticipated a fanfare-filled welcome and untold wealth and fame within six months. That all happened, but shortly after we...
by Conor McCarthy | Aug 14, 2016 | Culture, Politics
This article was originally written for www.gapersblock.com. You can see the article there also. So I was at the post office the other day, mailing something to my special lady friend. It’s long distance so you really have to send letters and what not to keep points...
by Conor McCarthy | Oct 15, 2015 | Culture, Nonsense, Politics
Dear Saturday Night Live, I don’t know if you were planning on doing a skit about the ripe-for-parody Democratic Debate being that NBC hearts HRC, but I went ahead and wrote you one just in case. Please feel free to use it and pay me for it. – Conor. Shot opens with...
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