by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Greetings and Salutations! I trust you all are finding this interminable winter as joyless and bitter as I intended. You’ll have to forgive me for the many weeks that have passed since my last post. What can I say? The holidays are a busy time for me. If I’m not...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
(Author’s Note: For those of you who did not attend a Christian College, an “RDT” is an acronym for a Relationship Defining Talk.) Local Starbucks barista, Joshua Anderson’s dreams of Valentine’s Day bliss were crushed Monday evening in what observers are calling “the...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Culture, Nonsense
Life at The Talking Mirror has been good the last couple weeks. More people are visiting the site, fewer viruses are infiltrating our computers, and several studios have already expressed interest in TTM: The 3D Movie Experience. This is both exciting and unsettling...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
I have long suspected that college was one big, $120,000 racket, and the fact that I have learned more about The Human Condition in eight months at a cash register than I ever did in a Philosophy class gives credence to this suspicion. In an effort to spare you from...
by Kent Woodyard | Oct 16, 2016 | Nonsense
Hey there! Wow! Look at you! You look ravishing! Have I told you that you look ravishing? Well you do! Am I even supposed to see you before the wedding? I don’t know! What’s that? Last night? What about it? Oh. Right. Funny you should bring that up. Well...
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